haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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