Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
how does that bad decision feel?
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