They should really pass out barf bags in church
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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