I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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