yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I deserve this hangover.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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