We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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