just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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