i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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