using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize