I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize