Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Randomize
