i don't plan on having that self control this summer
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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