If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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