...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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