We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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