I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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