I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I cut my penus on the lid.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
there is puke in my bra ... again
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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