Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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