Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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