its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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