she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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