It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm at about main and main street
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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