Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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