my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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