everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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