what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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