I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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