And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I'm getting married
To pizza
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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