did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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