Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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