i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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