her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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