he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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