I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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