I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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