What a fucking waste of an outfit
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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