My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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