She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
you have to choose: penises or morals?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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