I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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