Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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