was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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