i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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