no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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