can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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