we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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