it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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