they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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