Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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