I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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