if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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