I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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