i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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