is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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