tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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