We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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