Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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