I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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