Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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